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So we had our son’s birthday party recently and were given a baby shark 🦈 inflatable helium filleb balloon. Well when it popped the sound device reminded my wife of my ostomy flange. I laughed and told her I had to share this!  This is too funny:)

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Looks like an electromagnetic controlled valve stoma, can be attached to a timer to only allow output at a scheduled time. LOL.

I know ports have been experimented with but the news seems to disappear on that kind of innovation?

Any other guesses for a prize?

Colostomy Jan 2020


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This looks either like an ostomy product from the past or possibly one for the future! LOL  😂

Just your friendly neighborhood ostomate.

~ Crohn's Disease ¦ Ileostomy ~


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Is that an electronic leak sensor with alarm that I see on the left? 😄

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Posted by: @llholiday

Is that an electronic leak sensor with alarm that I see on the left? 😄

That is what I need!  😂 Though my skin is a pretty good leak sensor. When it starts burning, there is usually a leak. 

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🤣🤣🤣

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Posted by: @llholiday

Is that an electronic leak sensor with alarm that I see on the left? 😄

It's a mini camera for when clear pouches just aren't clear enough and you've got to see what's going on with your stoma! 😂

Just your friendly neighborhood ostomate.

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Come on folks!! It’s clearly a pump. A hose is connected at night and can be left in the toilet 🚽. I am really surprised Eric didn’t know this 😂

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My second guess is that its a stoma megaphone for burping amplification, all you need is a Bluetooth adaptor for 5.1 surround cinema experience.

The  clue from the original post is its the sound device from a popped baby shark ( suggested by bagpus who can be a smart Alec)!

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Definitely something fishy about this whole thing!!

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...VO Comedian Hour ...right here!! 

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You guys! You are all comedians! What a lift to my day!

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