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ChrisandBagpus
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A new variant of virus has been discovered. New symptom feeling very very hot need to take all clothes off and run around the town naked!

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Unfortunately this warning came too late for me!!! Have to say the police when they arrived give me a very nice blanket. 

A number of witnesses have been offered counselling 😂

ileostomy 31st August 1994 for Crohns


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wow, so glad I can't see diddly! Silver linings! hahaha!

Tony
Crohn's diagnosed in 1995.
Spontaneous colon perforation and emergency end ileostomy surgery in 2018.
No colon - still rollin'!
No eyesight - life still bright!
Stomaversary - December 4th


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Posted by: @john68

Unfortunately this warning came too late for me!!! Have to say the police when they arrived give me a very nice blanket. 

A number of witnesses have been offered counselling 😂

I thought it would have been a jacket (straight ) they gave you 


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Probably a sewn up blanket (Anyone know what an apple pie bed is?) =

"a bed in which as a joke the sheets are doubled like the cover of an apple turnover to prevent anyone from stretching at full length between them" LOL

Colostomy Jan 2020


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@chrisandbagpus

😂😂 Here we call it short-sheeting the bed. 😂😂

-Liza
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“May your day be bright and your bag be light.”


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